You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jessidays)
Mellow Yellow
Akua; born and raised in New York. I like history, music, animals, and ice cream sandwiches.
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im
im not even lying im so mad
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
- dont
- yell
- at
- me
- instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
(Source: babylizard)
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
I DON’T HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO REALIZE THIS
Same
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
♫ choked out by your thighs would be a heavenly way to die ♫
(Source: holycorpse)
If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
