guys, my goals for this summer are to get my life together and get laid. somehow i think neither of these will happen.
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
if you think you’re better than other people because you’re pessimistic and hate everything then i just hope you enjoy that sense of superiority while everyone else is out there enjoying life
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’